BLOODRAYNE

Synopsis:

• A human/vampire half-breed is mankind's only hope from stopping her evil vampire father from gathering three artifacts that will give him enough power to plunge the world into eternal darkness.

Pros:

• The director's ability to gather funds and attract name actors to make this movie

Cons:

• Just about all the actors besides the main actress is miscast in this movie
• The action sequences are really slow and awkward
• Ben Kingsley seems like he's acting in a different movie, even though he is supposed to the main villain
• Billy Zane's wig is just atrocious - a mop would have been more realistic than that cheesy abomination
• Michelle Rodriguez seems the most out of place in this movie - might have been better if she faked some sort of gypsy accent
• The only contribution of the human side to the main character seems to be insatiable horniess and a desire to have sex in inappropriate places
• The ending doesn't really make too much sense - why is she sitting on that throne now?

Notable:

• This movie is based on the video game of the same name
• There is talk of this movie having a sequel set in the Old West (?!)

Bottom line:

• This is just a bad movie.  Probably only recommended to people who enjoy watching bad movies like Alone in the Dark or House of the Dead.

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